he’s so realistic, all up in Appalachia in a mid-thigh black leather jacket
July 16, 2007One positive thing about Steven Seagal movies – they’re good enough to keep you occupied when you don’t feel like thinking much, but not so good that you actually start to worry that he’s not going to make it out of that mine filled with toxic waste, explosives, and 20 henchman with nary a pretty hair out of place.
Should I even be admitting that I’m watching a Steven Seagal movie? Any film cred I had just went out the window.
In other news, Catherine Willows has most definitely had a boob job. Among other things.
I like his ponytail.
I think you should have a ponytail. You could totally pull it off.
Friends shouldn’t let friends watch Seagal.
[...] Jag has a major confession, and it involves Steven Seagal: “One positive thing about Steven Seagal movies – they’re good enough to keep you occupied when you don’t feel like thinking much, but not so good that you actually start to worry that he’s not going to make it out of that mine filled with toxic waste, explosives, and 20 henchman with nary a pretty hair out of place.” [...]
[...] makes a great point about the film oeuvre of Steven Segal: they’re good enough to keep you occupied when you don’t [...]