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I, too, was worried about my telling of risque or vulgar stories, but I knew I was sunk when I had to check “seams in hose often crooked” , “walks around in stocking feet”, and “wears red nail polish” What a slovenly tart I am! To the stockades with the bawdy wenches!
Yay! You make me look good! Bwaaa-haaa-haaa. I thought “wears red nail polish” was supposed to be a good thing, so I painted my toenails red this morning. F*ck. I lose.
Bah ha! I rated 14 poor failure. I was scared by how many of those things were values that my grandmother tried to instill in me as ladylike.
I think I could make a seperate list of all the things they intend to be negative and just move them right up to the top of my list. My toenails are always red.
I thought “marital congress” was talking about politics while snuggling with your spouse.