who

Me - 30, married, yankee by birth, artist by training but slacker by practice, tv and movie geek, french fry loving, Back to Bacon Goddess, average joe female.

CB - the husband

The dogs - two muttweilers, both relatively big and extremely cute, rescues, best known for crazy shedding abilities and for toxic rear emissions.

The godchildren - two of these also, one girl, one boy. Have known the girl since she was 3 months old and was there when the boy was born. Love them more than my luggage.

The devil cat - there used to be two cats, but one decided she didn’t like us anymore and took off. The one that stayed was banished to the backyard after peeing on every piece of fabric she could find in the house, and she can pee wherever she wants and I can buy bathroom rugs again. Everyone is happy.

My email address is beingbrilliant at yahoo dot com.